Feb. 24, 65:
MEMO TO CAPTAIN OF POLICE:
I tell you they're not there.
(signed) Lictus,
CAPTAIN OF THE ARENA
Feb. 24, 65:
MEMO TO CAPTAIN OF ARENA:
And I tell you they are:
(signed) Papirius,
CAPTAIN OF POLICE
P.S. Are you calling me a liar?
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